Best and Latest collection of Happy Holi Jokes

Holi Jokes:In this article we are sharing unique way of wishing Happy Holi to your friends, family and close ones . Now you can easily make smile your friends by sending Holi Jokes on the festival of Holi . You can also use these happy holi jokes for wishing your all  friends on Facebook , Whatsapp, Twitter and other social networking sites you are using .

Latest and unique Holi Jokes

Unique Idea Of Wishing - You can also express your colorful feelings by sending funny holi jokes attached with Holi jokes Images . You can easily send these holi jokes images on your friends facebook wall , whatsapp , twitter etc .

You have to do nothing just:

• Download some Funny Holi pictures from our previous post


• Open it in paint 


• Paste one of your best jokes from here in that pics.


• Send it your all friends via facebook , whatsapp etc

It' s so simple ... Isn't it..... Bura Na Mano Holi Hai  

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Happy Holi Jokes For U....

 

Papa bete se- Tum shadi kb kroge?

Beta = Mein to shadi holi ko kruga?

Papa = wo kyo?

Beta = kya pata holi offer m 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye.

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Daru Ki Khushbu,Gutke Ki Mithas,Ganje Ki Roti Or Charas Ka Saag,Bhaang K Pakode Or Wills Ka Payar,Mubarak Ho Aapko Nashediyo Ka Tyohar HAPPY HOLI In Advance.

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Nature Ka Har Rang Aap Pe Barse,Har Koi Aapse Holi Khelne Ko Tarse,Rang De Aapko Mil Ke Sub Itna, Ki Aap Woh Rang Utaarne Ko Tarse.HAPPY HOLI.

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MISSION HOLI:

Niklo Galiyo Mein Bana K Toli,

Bhiga Do Aaj Har Ladki Ki Jholi,

Muskura De To Usey Bahon Mein Bhar Lo..

Varna Nikal Lo Keh K HAPPY HOLI..!!

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Santa was asking for India flag, salesman showed him many sizes.

Santa said "Ismein aur colours dikhaao

Happy Holi !!!

 

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Santa - Oye Mobile Bill kitna hai?

 Cust Rep - Sir, Please Dial 123 to know your current bill status

 Santa - Arre, Current ka nahi, mobile ka

Happy Holi !!!

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Interviewer - Kitne Padhe ho?

 Candidate - "B.A."

 Interviewer - Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta

Holi Haiiiii!!!!!

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Million Dollar Question - Use less water for Holi.

 Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega

 Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?

 Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.

Bura Na Mano Holi Haiiii.....

You can also check out :

Happy Holi Greetings

Holi Messages  

Hope you like our latest collection on holi jokes . If anything is left in you point of view then Bura Mat Mano Holi Haiiiii.

Do't forget to share these  holi jokes on facebook , whasapp, twitter and other social networks with your friends.